Saturday, December 25, 2010

Record Reviews (late fall/ early winter 2010)

This reviews post is real long, but between going to Europe and getting a bunch of records there, and then coming home back to work and accumulating more records. I also wanted to get as much reviewed as possible before my annual Best Of the year post. That should happen probably after X-mas. I also added zine reviews, as I seem to have accumulated a few lately.

7":

Right Idea- Right Way
I liked Right Idea's previous releases, but I feel like this lacks some of the intensity they had before. This was released to coincide with a European tour, so maybe it was rushed. The songs seem slower, and the lyrics seem even more posi. My version is the US pressing w/o a lyric sheet, but maybe that's for the best. The US pressing cover is also way uglier, so don't feel bad that you missed out on it, and get the Refuse pressing. The song "United Front" seems like an attempt at an Oi-inspired song, but just sounds like a song from Sesame Street. The record ends with a slowed down instrumental of their song "If You Cared," which is really crappy. I feel like this band could benefit from a raw recording, and I hope they haven't peaked already. Probably more for fans of the youth crew style, but too clean for me.


Extortion- Demo
Demos pressed to vinyl are usually hit or miss, especially if the band recorded the demo w/o the intention of it seeing light as a record. This actually sounds pretty good, certainly not studio quality, but about the same as "Terminal Cancer." A few of these songs were re-recorded, and you get a sweet Black Flag cover. This is really only for the super fans, but sounds good. This is almost out of print, so hurry up, or cry later.


Culo- Military Trend
I liked their Nuke Abuse EP, so I picked up this. The sound quality isn't as blown out on this record, but still fast early 80's styled HC/punk sounding for sure. I didn't realize from their last record, but they have 2 guitars and no bass. What gives guys? Maybe since the recording isn't as raw, it's more noticeable on this record. Maybe it's just noticeable to me being a bass player. This record is good though, check this out.


Slang/ Mind Eraser
I missed these 2 on their recent tour, and I heard Slang was cool, so I got this. Slang is indeed pretty cool, almost an American influenced Burning Spirits style of Japanese HC. Unfortunately, there's only 1 song on their side so it's over in like a minute. Mind Eraser brings 2 songs of their style of fast heavy hardcore. Their songs are on the long side for bands of that style, both topping a minute, but not very memorable. The whole record is like 3 songs in 4 minutes, but I'm left wanting more, especially from Slang. I would only recommend this if you're already a fan of both bands.


Chronic Sick- s/t
Man, I thought this would never see the light of day. This is CS's second record, so I went more in depth on the LP review. These 3 songs are a perfect follow up to those songs. I always loved the cover art, I even made a stencil for a shirt of it. My band Bloodtype is even named after the song "Bloodtype X" from this record. A classic piece on NJ hardcore. I do wish it came with a lyric sheet, though I don't know if the original did. No Way did a great job on this.


Nails- s/t
No, this isn't the Nails from CA, this is Nails from Germany. These guys remind me a lot of the Pedestrians, but with way better riffs and hooks. The first song, "One Fix" was definitely stuck in my head for a while. I remember first coming across them when MRR's blog posted a video link, and made sure to keep an eye out for a record. This may be hard to get in the US, but if you see it, pick it up.


Coke Bust- Degradation
I may be a bit biased on this record considering I just went on a 3 week tour with them, and probably sold over 100 copies of this record. As you know if you read my blog, I really like their Lines in the Sand LP from last year. Degradation picks up where that left off, and has a more raw recording. They even slow it down a bit in "Deathbed," where you can tell what a great drummer Chris is when he's not playing fast as hell for a change. If you liked their previous records, you'll love this. The first press on Refuse is already sold out, but a 2nd press is coming, and a US pressing on Grave Mistake is coming any day now.


Vile Nation- s/t
After being pretty quiet last year, VN return from the void with this short 4 song rager. It sounds pretty different from "No Exit," but that record sounded different from their demo 7". They still play fast as hell, like the Neos, but the recording is more raw than before. The guitar also has a real different, almost an echoey garage) tone, which is pretty interesting. This record is real good, but is over in like 3 minutes.


Urban Blight- Total War
Man, if you've been under a rock for the past year, you know that Urban Blight came back from obscurity last year with an amazing LP. This 7" is pretty similar, with an even more blown out recording. The cover art looks like a Crass or Discharge record, with a fold out poster cover. This is a fucking perfect follow up to their LP. It may be hard to find in the US, but worth tracking down.


Sick Fuckin-O- Sex Cell$ EP
With a name like Sick Fuckin-O, its safe to assume you're gonna get a heavy Infest influence here. However, they pull off the Infest worship, perfectly (similar to Extortion). It also doesn't hurt that this band is fronted by the singer of Voorhees. The 7" was recorded about 2 years ago, but is awesome. When I saw them in Nottingham in Oct however, they were fucking killer. I'm sure whatever they do next will destroy this, but definitely don't pass on this one.



Ruidosa Inmundicia- Demo-04
Ruidosa Inmundicia- Hellas De Odio
RI was probably one of, if not the bast band I saw while in Europe. They would just play real hard and fast, and rage with no breaks. They are Austrian, but have a female Spanish speaking singer. Los Crudos would be a good place to start, but there's an Raw Power element in the mix, with some female/male alternating screams. Their 04 demo still sounds great 6 years later, and the sound quality is not like a crappy demo. While is is older material, it's maybe a little less complex than their other records. Still it fucking blazes, and it's got 11 songs. Hellas De Odio is their brand new 7", which I think was closer to what they sound like now. They have a new guitar player, so I'm sure they'll be doing a new record soon that will fucking destroy. I know they'll be touring Japan and Australia next year, so definitely keep an eye on these guys (and gal).


Ohlo Seco- Botas Fuzis Capacetes
This is a repress of Ohlo Seco's 7" from the 80's. All I know about them is that the sing Nada from the A-side was on MRR's Welcome to 1984 comp, and is a ripper. The band is probably the first Brazilian punk band. Their sound is similar to early Discharge. Nada's a great song for sure, and the other 2 on the B-side are cool too. If you're a freak for Latino punk, you need to check this out, but "Nada" is the clear hit on here.


Deskonocidos/ Sacred Shock
This 7" had come out when the 2 bands went on tour 2 summers ago. I really liked Sacred Shock, and wanted to hear this record. Unfortunately it's not a very memorable song on their side, and most likely a leftover from LP track. Desconocidos' side however is actually real good. I saw them in Germany and liked them. They play a mid-paced style of punk and sing in Spanish. The cover are reminds me of an old Lengua Armadas Records cover, in 3 pieces on different colored papers.
BANDS: blank labels on a split 7" is a stupid idea, thanks.


Cold World- Hands Off Our Music
No, not that band from PA, this Cold World is from Austria and have been around since the late 80's. I stayed at their guitarist's place in Austria, and he hooked me up with this record (thanks Dierk). First of all, the packaging is awesome, it's printed on brown thick paper, and has a Japanese style obi strip with a foil stamped logo. The music is fast and heavy, but too punk to be considered crossover styled. The record ends with 2 S.O.B. covers, which rule. These songs were apparently recorded in 1995, but sound fresh, and these were certainly no throw away tracks. For my first Cold World record, I'm impressed, and it won't be the last for sure.


Agoraphobic Nosebleed/ Total Fucking Destruction
First of all, this cover art is fucking awesome. Florian does it again with some 80's skateboard style art. It's almost worth getting for the cover art. This is my first exposure to either band, and both are 2 piece grindcore bands. Agoraphobic Nosebleed are my favorite of the 2, and there's good amount of songs on their side. Total Fucking Destruction is a little weird, there's some electronic drum noise and then an Expoited cover. Kinda funny, but probably wouldn't track down anything else by them. ANB though, I would be interested in hearing more.


Confines- Withdrawn
Boston, Mass must really be the rippinest town. Seems like evey month there's a killer new release from there. This band contains half of Failures on different instruments, as well as members of other notable Beantown bands. The music is heavily later-era Black Flag influenced, while remaining somewhat more mid-paced. The 7" isn't as fast as their demo, but they do re-record my favorite song from the demo, "Downward Harmonization." The record also has a real cool 3-panel cover.


Seein Red- s/t
Seein Red have been at it for a while, 20 years in fact. To honor that, they did an all covers 7", where they pay tribute to some of their favorite Dutch bands. I'm not familiar with the majority of these bands, so I can't say how faithful to the originals they are. I actually didn't realize it was a covers 7" when I got it, but will probably check some of these bands out.


Poison Planet- Undermine
Poison Planet's gone through some changes since their last record, most notably the entire lineup aside from the singer is different. PxP 2010 now contains ex-members of Boiling Over and Cold Shoulder, as well as current members of Raw Nerve, RazorXFade and Skrapyard. I think a lot of Poison Planet's strength lied in Kyle's guitar tone and style of sloppy/technical. The new songs are good, but lack some of that older style. You get 3 new songs, a re-recorded demo song, and a DYS cover (best/only good song off Fire & Ice). Artwork looks like a crust record, but this is some old fashioned HC here. Some may say they should have changed the name, but it's a good record regardless if it sounds different.


Free Spirit- Free Yourself
I absolutely loved their demo, so I was very excited to get their 7". First of all, I HATE the cover artwork and labels. The music is heavily influenced by bands like Straight Ahead and early SOIA, so why not make the cover art look like an 80's NYHC record? Anyway, I have a huge soft spot for those 80's NY bands, so the music is way up my alley. The vocals have a distortion on them, which works for some bands, but I think takes a little getting used to on this record. Despite being on Lockin Out, this record is pretty punk sounding, hopefully they don't take a year to do the next record. Includes a digital download.


Teargas- s/t
I heard this at someone we stayed with's house in Austria. Man this thing is killer! Very Japanese sounding HC, something like Death Side. The record comes from Australia, but I'm not sure if the band does as well. Either way, you get 4 raw bursts of noisy fast hardcore. I got mine through Havoc, which seems to be the only US distributor. GET IT!


Love Potion- Ejaculator
Man this is a case of don't judge a book by its cover if I ever saw one. The cover is a pink old timey looking painting of a kid eating soup, but it's colored white...terrible. However, the music on here is brutal Japanese influenced hardcore that're heavy and fast as fuck. It reminds me a lot of Severed Head of State or World Burns to Death (when both bands were at their peak). With a record called "Ejaculator," you can be sure they're not all serious, but this record seriously rules. This came out last year, but you can probably still find it. They have a new record out, which I need.


Perdition- s/t
Perdition is a band from NYC, which plays a very raw style of punk rock. I would say it's more in a Finnish style, but maybe with some Discharge heavily in the mix. This style is generally very loose, but I feel like on a record should be more tight. This is very good, but could be better. Great live band for sure though.


Sotatila- Viukis Meni
This band consists of 3/4 of Ruidosa Inmundicia, and the drummer of Riistetyt on vocals, and play a Finnish style HC. I really didn't know what to expect before getting this, but this fucking floored me. They play fast as hell crust influenced HC, but therezks some more mid-paced songs thrown in th balance things out. I've honestly listened to this record more than any other this month. Total sleeper hit. You know Havoc's just been doing reissues for the past few years, that when they release a new band, it's gotta be good. They have an earlier 7" out that I need to track down.

12":

Chronic Sick- Cutest Band in Hardcore EP
Fucking finally! I didn't think I'd see the day that this LP got reissued. Chronic Sick is one of my absolute favorites from my home state on NJ. Some of their songs, particularly "There Goes the Neighborhood," are pretty offensive. I was real glad that there's a lyric sheet in here, as well as a poster collage. Musically it really stands on its own, maybe slightly similar to other NJ Mutha abnds like the Worst. There's some 70's rock guitar leads, which I think at the time were considered metal, but by today's standards still punk sounding. There's seriously so many good songs on here, all killer, no filler for sure. I love that No Way did these as an LP and a 7", like the originals, though both are essential.


Meatlocker- s/t
I don't know how this happened, but this band boasts the singer of Voorhees and the drummer of Extortion. I would assume it's a side project since the UK and Australia aren't exactly close by each other. From the member's other bands, you can assume it's not going to be something weak. What you get is some more straight forward Negative Approach-esque hardcore. I would expect somethign just straight forward fast HC, but it has some mid paced breaks in there too. I had been looking for this in the States for a while with no luck, so you may need to get it from someone in Europe, but it's worth it.


Short Fuse- Burnout
I saw this band in Germany and Poland while on tour, and they were one of my favorites for sure. They really reminded me a lot of 86 Mentality, which is obviously a good thing. I know they have a bunch of other records out, but this is their most recent LP, and it's killer. The cover art is real minimal, and so is the music. Basic by the numbers burly, no frills HC/Punk. Will be looking for their other records now for sure.


Taste of Fear- s/t
Taste of Fear was Daryl from Citizens Arrest's band after CXA broke up. If you're familiar with CA's Colossus album, it's similar to that. More dark, heavy and metallic, while still having some of that CA intensity. This abnd definitely gets overlooked, but it's damn good. Interestingly, the record says it was supposed to be released in the early 2000's, but was delayed for legal reasons. There's a story to be told there...


Draize- s/t
Draize has been around for a few years, but were pretty quiet last year. After 2 demo tapes and a member change, they've come out with this monstrous LP. While the cover art looks more like a modern Youth Attack release, the music is a throwback to the 90's. Mixing the heavier Cleveland sound of bands like Integrity/Ringworm with the 90's power-violence bands like Dropdead and Crossed Out. I think in the past I've called them a crusty version of Left For Dead. The lyrics are more punk, and I can see them fitting on a show with Tragedy, as well as a show with Pulling Teeth. Definitely check this out if you're into heavier HC.


Direct Control- Bucktown Hardcore
This compiles basically everything that DC recorded that didn't make its way to vinyl yet. On the A side, you get their incredible demo. The majority of the songs from the demo made their way to their first LP, while others were on the Nuclear Tomorrow 7". The B-side has various comp and demo songs. The coolest is the "War All the Time" demo, which was DC's name early on. The DC demo was actually supposed to be for a WATT split LP. While a lot of songs repeat, and are on other releases, this is perfect for the die hard completists. Also, the A side demo is a perfect introduction to this awesome band. Rad splattered colored vinyl too.


V/A- Welcome to 1984
They don't call it a classic HC comp for nothing. This is a repress that Maximum Rock N Roll recently released, of an international HC comp they compiled in the early 80's. A lot of these songs were re-recorded or released on other classic records, while some bands faded into obscurity. Back in the days before the internet, the best way to find out about bands outside of your scene was the compilation, which sadly no longer is the case. Some of my favorites are Raw Power, BGK, NOTA, Stalin, Upright Citizens and Ohlo Seco. Similar to the old P.E.A.C.E. comp, it's an awesome look at the international HC scene of the early 80's.

Demo/Tapes:
Boston Strangler (pro-tape)
After hearing about this band for about a year, it was nice to finally hear this band. Fuck, was the wait ever worth it. This is some straight up early 80's Boston style HC worship. I can't think of any other band that reminds me of Impact Unit more (in a good way), with a little SSD, DYS and Deathwish in the mix. Some of these songs are just perfect, especially "If I was You," "Outcast," and "The Truth." If you think this isn't the best demo of 2010, you're just straight up wrong. I hear they just recorded a 7", which I will be eagerly awaiting.

Green Beret (pro-tape)
Green Beret is a new band from Boston with members of Social Circkle, but playing more Totalitar style. The music has a definite early Discharge, kind of mid-paced d-beat feel to it. It's real fucking good. The art is a real cool screen print and stamped cover as well. I hope they all wear berets when they play, it'd be a good look for sure.

Sick Sensation/ Stripmines/ Devour/ Coke Bust (pro-tape)
This is a cool release, it's basically like being at a show that happened in Raleigh back in May (which I happened to be at). Instead of just picking and choosing a few songs from each band, you get each band's whole set. There's a LOT of music on here, man. First up is Sic Sensation, which was actually their first show. Not a bad set, kinda early 80's influenced hardcore, but nothing that really stands out. Not sure if they're still together, but they had the drummer of Logic Problem. Stripmines sis definitely a band to keep an eye on for sure. Their demo was ok, but the few times Is aw them live they destroyed. This set was one of those times. Fuck, their 7" on Sorry State will be out literally any day now, and it will be mandatory. They play a fast Japanese meets USA style of raging fast HC/Punk. This was Devour's record release show for their "Insect Circuitry" 7" (which I still highly recommend), so they played that whole EP, and a few songs from the LP. The power kept going out during their set, which is why there's some weird breaks where people yell. This band rules, and is very underrated. Last up was Coke Bust, who played 2 new songs that were later recorded for "Degradation." They played real good at this show, and end their set with a cover of "Serve and Protect" by Citizens Arrest (with vocals by yours truly). Overall the sound quality is about bootleg quality, with one mic capturing it all, but not too bad. If they had set up a bunch of mics to record alive album, the quality would have been better. The tape also has no info or set lists from each band, which I would have liked. It's a real cool release though, and proves that the Raleigh, NC hardcore scene is better than your crappy scene.

Cyborg (tape)
Cyborg is a new band with a member of Weekend Nachos from Chicago. Similar to WN, they play blazingly fast. The music is a bit more similar to Hellnation, and is recorded a lot more raw. While there's some spots where it's not as tight, with some time I think this could be a fucking killer band. There were 100 tapes, all with a different cover. Mine has Steve Buscemi on it, which is perfect. The sound quality on the demo was fucking terrible, and I couldn't even listen to it, but I had the mp3s, so I'm basing it off that.

zines:
Counterfeit Garbage #4
Counterfeit Garbage is probably my new favorite zine. They pull no punches when it comes to reviews and rants, and I like that. I really liked the Waste Magement interview, but I'm not into Fucked Up (sorry Matt), and never heard Nukehammer. Some great reads here, I think Matt went our of his way to burn his bridges before moving the China, so the hate meter is way high on here.

Milkshake Fanzine #4
We had copies of this zine on tour, and sold them all within a week (mostly in the UK). It's a great, real thick zine from Belgium. This issue however mainly focuses on the Washington DC HC scene, along with interviews with Rival Mob and No Tolerance from a show they played in DC this year. This thing is huge, and full of cool photos and interviews. I can be seen singing along to No Tolerance. This thing is thick, and well written, definitely try to find a copy.

Not Of This World #1
This zine is a real cool 1/2 sized zine w/ interviews with Omegas, Free Spirit, Sex/Vid and some others. My main complaint is that the interviews are kinda old, while still good, talk mostly about things that happened already. There are some cool illustrations/cartoons of some classic HC covers and photos to break up the pages. Most notable is a 3 page in-depth track for track review of the NY Wolfpack LP. I love that LP, even have a "Pack of One" tattoo. Only a few pages of reviews too, but I hope issue 2 will happen for sure.

Ack Ack Ack #2
This is a photography zine, based out of CA. The photos are from over the past 5 or so years ago. While most are older, the awesome quality and awesome bands make up for it. There's a real life to all of these pictures, capturing a moment in time. It's awesome to see bands like Cut The Shit, Tear It Up and the Rites- all favorites of mine from the early 2000's. Very light on the text; it might have been nice to have a little story about each show, but the photography is the main purpose.

Localized Noise #1
Localized Nose is a new project by Nick, who does Play it Loud blog. Each issue will focus on a particular scene, this first one being Chicago. Seeing as Nick is from NJ, but chooses to focus on Chicago maybe just shows that all the shit I talk on NJ is justified. You get interviews with Weekend Nachos, Raw Nerve, Poison Planet and Iron Rain. While all bands play different styles, they all come from the same area, which links them all together. The zine is well written, though some of the questions int he interview are the same. I would have liked to see a scene report, like the ones in MRR. Something with a list of bands, venues, records stores, show contacts, etc would be a good addition for future issues. The zine ends with 2 pages of short reviews. Pretty good for a first attempt. Also, check the photo of me in the PxP interview from when I filled in on tour.

Tuesday, December 07, 2010

Stuff I Got In The Mail

Since I love the internet, I've decided to make a Tumblr page. Inspired by what seems to be a thread on every message board that I post on, I decided to make a blog dedicated to what I get in the mail. I'm into unusual stuff, so I tend to buy stuff via mailorder a lot. Most of what you will see is Hardcore/ Punk records and vinyl toys.
http://stuffigotinthemail.tumblr.com

Sunday, November 28, 2010

Grenade art show + some more Kaiju Customs

This grenade is for an art show at Finder's Creepers in IA, where every artist customizes a grenade in their own way called "Fire In The Hole!" I decides to paint mine like a clown, which I've decides to call "Rambozo the Clown." As usual, I painting the whole thing with spray paint, then added a black rub to get the darkness in the detail. While painting it, I had some issues with the paint flaking off, but I think I was able to conceal it a bit. I added the arms from a crappy old action figure, to give it a more ridiculous character look.

Because I'm such an exciting guy, I decided to spend my Saturday finishing up some other toys I started. First is yellow vinyl Blowfish by Brian Flynn/Super7. I wanted to try a new idea I had, where I cut out some circles with painter's tape and placed them inside. I then painted the inside blue, so that it would look green, and peeled off the tape circles, leaving clear yellow dots. It came out pretty cool, and looks real good when in some direct light. I also did a dry rub, but it was so round, that it's very subtle.

Next I painted a clear vinyl RealXHead Ashira, which is a version of the one eyed fortune cat that I love. I painted the inside light green, then taped off the robe and flower to spray paint pink. The black rub gives it a look of a weathered jade statue.

Lastly, I had this Chaos head from the Glyos Custom Corp for a while. The body it came on wasn't nearly badass enough for it, so I made this for him, but had it un-painted for months. Again, not badass enough. So in my painting last night, I decided to try a white rub, and added the detail to the glow pieces with a fine point paint marker. Finally, think he looks badass enough.

Monday, November 08, 2010

Mermaid painting for A Sailors Grave

Here is my piece for the "A Sailor's Grave" art show @ the Sailor Jerry Store, opening Friday (11/12) at 8. I wanted to do something that had Sailor Jerry's simplistic detail, and used the traditional tattoo colors of black, green and red. I sketched out what I wanted to do, then broke out 3 stencils for each color. Rather than using solid colors, I went over areas, then added light sprays of black for shading. I think it has a lot more depth than my usual work. Once that was done, I went drew in the detail with a fine point paint marker. I'm extremely excited for this show, and I hope to see a lot of familiar faces at the opening.
FUN FACT: we originally wanted the show to be called "Booze, Broads, and Boats," but SJ decided to change it.

I couldn't be more excited about this, as Allyssa and I co-curated this show. Please come, drink some free rum and check out what I"m sure will be some amazing artwork!

UPDATE: Some photos from the opening can be found HERE.

Friday, November 05, 2010

Things I Learned in Europe

Last month I accompanied Coke Bust on their first European tour. I had a great time, met a lot of cool people, went a lot of cool places. I kept a journal with me, and wrote about each day. Rather than bore you with a long Tour Diary post, here's a list of things I learned abroad.

-Europeans think I'm fat
-Coke Bust covering Youth of Today with me on vocals was better than the "real YOT" which toured Germany the month before
-Squats in Germany are better organized than some legit venues
-The food we got for free that people made for us at shows was better than the food we paid for in restaurants
-Poland is 10% on fire at all times
-Most stereotypes I had of Europeans were all absolutely true
-Hostels aren't as creepy as I assumed they would be, and were actually quite pleasant
-European punks take things more seriously, and there are a lot more older people at shows there.
-The ban we have on indoor smoking in the USA is a good idea
-British people have a real snarky attitude, which rules
-Breakfast of bread and various spreads is common
-Soda tastes way better there, since they use sugar instead of corn syrup.
-Jubert can lose all of his clothes, and come home with nicer ones for free
-In Poland, prostitutes hang out in the woods wearing coats in the afternoon
-The hookers in the Red Light District are mediocre looking at best
-Sheep are more common than trees in the UK
-Pizza in northern/ eastern Europe is terrible (corn? really?)
-Nico is the coolest guy in all of Europe
-Dierk has the coolest stuff in all of Europe
-The British really are into tea (with milk and sugar of course)
-"Brown Sauce" is a staple in a proper British breakfast; it goes well with beans on toast.
-If regular haggis is as good as vegan haggis, I wanna try it
-Belgians will make you waffles if you ask nicely
-There aren't many skin byrds in the UK
-Don't brag about you encounter with a skin byrd on Facebook, it makes your girlfriend very mad.
-Coke Bust severely overestimated the European straight edge scene from a t-shirt sales perspective.
-Jubert loves soda, and gets real sassy after 2
-Germans love to play kicker (fooseball) at shows
-The phrase "Good Night White Pride" can be funny when said like "Good Night John Boy"
-Some European urinals are like a horse trough
-Some European toilets have the "poo shelf" which keeps the poo out of water, and keeps it stinky. Not backed
-Burritos in Germany are just as bad as you'd assume they'd be
-German rest stops expect you to pay .70 Euro to use the toilet, but you can pee outside for free
-It's way easier to steal stuff in Europe
-UK showers have no water pressure
-Fish and Chips tastes just like I assumed it would: greasy and delicious
-Donner kabob (sort of like a gyro in the US) is pretty damn tasty
-Schnitzel is pretty damn shitty
-Robert Refuse is the Nick Baran of Europe
-Europe has a much better selection of bootleg LPs
-The landscape of most of Europe looks like northern Pennsylvania
-The Czech Republic has a tourist trap rest area similar to South of the Border
-The Anti-Fascista movement is 90% stickers
-Eastern Europe really over compensates for the whole nazi thing
-There are 5 black people in all of Europe, which makes the white pride movement even more ridiculous
-Top 3 bands we played with: Ruidosa Inmundicia, Sick Fuckin-O, Short Fuse
-Top 3 songs of tour: "Bed Intruder Song," "Ba Ba Americano," "Teenage Dream"
-Nico used to mosh hard at shows, and earned the nickname "the Butcher" in the pit
-South Park is possibly the best American export
-Hearing English people talk with American accents is hilarious
-"Handy" and "Blowy" are (or at least should be) new British slang for sexual acts
-Nico is a better wingman than Nicktape
-Swedish people like to talk about how cold it is, or will get
-Most European shows take place in bars, or places with bars, which maybe gives the sXe stance more meaningful there
-Bands get paid better, and treated nicer in Europe than America
-Punks carry tote bags to shows for their records; I support this
-Vita Cola is the best soda in Europe, followed closely by Mezzo Mix. Both are orange flavored cola
-Sleeping on a tile kitchen floor is just as uncomfortable as you would think
-Chris at all times travels with at least 4 layers of clothing
-There are no fat people in Amsterdam
-Most of Amsterdam travels by bicycle, including women in short skirts. BACKED
-Seeing Coke Bust 21 days in a row didn't get boring
-Germans love David Hasselhoff

Wednesday, October 06, 2010

Krazy Kaiju Kustoms

I had gotten these 2 RealXHead unpainted clear pieces (Mini Hone Borg and Mini Ichibonboshi Ryusei Ninja)way back last December when Super7 had a big sale. They sat unpainted for a while, then I did my usual spray painted detail, and paintign the inside of the clear figure. It came out ok (see below), but was lacking something. So they sat in my basement for a few months until recently. I decided to be bold and try a black rub technique. Basically what I did was painted the area with black paint, then rub the surface lightly with a paper towel. This leaves paint in the detail, and adds depth to the paint. I really liked the way these came out, and the technique saved some otherwise mediocre custom paint jobs.

Next we have a clear Mini Borugogon by Monstock. I painted the inside with acrylic craft paint to resemble one of the old McDonalds Fry Guys from the old 80's commercials. The piece has a ridiculously detailed texture, which was perfect to do the black wash. The toy had 2 red eyes, which fit perfectly in the divots, but I thought some old school googley eyes would be more fun.

Tuesday, October 05, 2010

Record Reviews (late summer/ early fall 2010)

Hello loyal reader (I mean that in a singular tense, since I assume only one person tops reads this blog), I did another massive reviews post of some of the end of summer records I got. I generally don't get free records to review, but this time around I'm psyched that I got a bunch of cool free records from Mad World, Black America, Chainsaw To The Face/Backslider and Half The Battle. If you like my short 3-4 sentence profanity laced reviews, get in touch and I'll review your crummy band.
7":

The Rival Mob- Hardcore For Hardcore
A much anticipated follow up to their "Raw Life" LP, which was awesome. This record is a little different, maybe a little more HC and less punk. Lots of divebombs into breakdowns, which there's absolutely nothing wrong with. Best lyrics of this release are "Nobody loves you, you've got the HIV, I don't care." Fuck. The cover art is a ridiculous painting of tigers attacking dudes on horses. The Rival Mob lives up to their current hype, god bless em. Includes a digital download.


Antidote- Thou Shall Not Kill
This here's a no-brainer. "Thou Shall not Kill" is easily one of the top 5 hardcore 7"s of all time. For those un-educated, Antidode was a NY HC band in a time before tough guy HC was considered the NY sound. Bands like Antidote, Urban Waste and the Abused were playing HC similar to the DC bands, but faster and angrier. Antidote's 7" always had a real clear recording quality, and the vocals are more screamed than grunted. Fuck, I already owned 2 bootlegs of this, but I said if B9 reissues this on green, I'm buyin' it! They did. Seriously, not a single lame song. "Foreign Job Lot" seriously has my favorite breakdown of all time, plus PC assholes find it offensive. "Something Must be Done," fuck, if a band covers this you're moshing. The sound quality is excellent as well compared to the shitty bootlegs or mp3 rips. The layout is an exact reproduction, and there's even a little background story by the guitarist. Essential hardcore for sure! Includes a digital download.


Knife Fight- Isolated
Knife Fight returns from the dead with a new record. I thought their last LP, "Crisis" was kind of a let down, so I was a bit apprehensive about this. It's definitely way better, and faster. Sound wise fits between their 2nd 7" and the faster LP songs. The lyrics are definitely a lot more dark. The cover art becomes a crazy 6 panel full color poster, which is cool, but too bright to fit the music and the bleak lyrics. Not bad, but I still prefer their early 7"s.Includes a digital download.


Knife Fight- Demo 2002
This was a limited re-press of Knife Fight's old demo, which I LOVED. These sold out pretty fast since there was under 200 of these bad boys for sale with "Islolated." I remember when this was originally released, and was real psyched on this band. Sorry to taunt you by talking about how good this record is, and you'll never get a copy. Go download it or something, because this was a killer demo of Negative Approach/FX sounding HC.


Vaccine- Human Hatred
Fuck "Human hatred is right, the hate just oozes through the grooves of this record. It's fast as hell, and over before you get a chance to catch your breath. Musically it is similar to fast as hell bands like Crossed Out, but with pissed off angry straight edge lyrics. I'm into it, and you should definitely be into it. Highly recommended!
Includes a digital download.


Cülo- Nuke Abuse
All I know about Culo is that they're from Chicago, and that "culo" is Spanish for butt. If this record sucked, I could easily say it "sounds like culo." Luckily for the sake of comedy it doesn't. On the contrary, it's quite good good fast thrashy 80's sounding hardcore. The music and art remind me of Direct Control, which is obviously a-ok in my book. I was definitely pleasantly surprised by this record, definitely give it a spin. Their next 7" will be on Deranged if that's a selling point for you.


Night Birds- s/t
Night Birds are from my home state of NJ, who features members of the Ergs, For Science and Hunchback (also 1/2 of SNAKEBiTE). Somewhat of a NJ pop-punk super group, though playing music more akin to Agent Orange, Angry Samoans, Adolescents, etc... The first song, "Prognosis: Negative" starts off w/ a real surfy guitar, and has a pretty good hook (also an obscure Seinfeld reference). The guitar and bass really know how to shred, which keeps things interesting throughout. The B-side has a pretty boring song and an instrumental. It kinda ends on a bad note, but I think the A side hits at some potential for this band. Overall, it comes off as a badass Dirtnap release, but a tame Grave Mistake release. Includes a digital download.


Bad American- s/t
Bad American is a new band from PA, with members of Carpenter Ant and Rancor. I was pretty psyched to check this out, since PA hasn't been cranking out too many quality bands lately. Their sound is somewhere between Wasted Time and the Rival Mob. It straddles the heavy punk with some mosh parts thrown in for good measure. One of the songs seems very close to a Verbal Abuse song, but hey- that's a good band to steal a riff from (ask Acid Reflux). This record is probably the best record to come out of PA in quite some time; I'd like to see them live some time soon.


Libyans- Paralyzed
This was a teaser release before their LP came out. It has my favorite song from the LP, "Paralyzed" and "Keep Waiting" which is exclusive to this release. The cover is a see through envelope, and the lyrics are etched on the B-side. Overall a cool looking record as well as a good sounding one. Now that the LP is out, these may be harder to come by, but if you do, check it out.


Mad World- s/t
I got this record without knowing much about the band, but this is awesome. My first thought based on the name Mad World is that they probably really like Corrosion of Conformity. While I get a slight COC vibe, it's not Animosity, but more an Eye For An Eye sound. It's fast when it needs to be fast, and slow when it needs to be slow. With a name like Mad World, you'd hope it's super pissed off sounding too, which they also deliver on. Kangaroo Records has a good reputation for putting out quality records, and this is no exception. Hope to be hearing more from these guys for sure.


Chainsaw To The Face- s/t
CTTF have been a band for a while, and somehow this is their first (and last?) solo release (aside from demos). CTTF play a crazy mix of powerviolence/grind that stays away from metallic sounding crap. The artwork/ layout is very dark, which fits the music/lyrics. This record I would say is the best possible end for the band, if you have any of their other records then this won't disappoint.


Government Flu- Demo 2008
Government Flu is another band I know nothing about, but I traded the label for a copy and it rules. For a demo 7", the quality is really good. Musically they remind me of Anti You, in that it's kinda an early 80's punk sounding, mixed with early 2000's thrash bands. Real good cover art as well, definitely gonna track done some more records by this band.


Sorry Excuse- Listen With Prejudice
The latest midwest HC sXe band to release some vinyl. On a side note, the midwest seems to be a hot bed of some raging HC and is definitely an area to keep an eye on. Sorry Excuse are no slouch for sure, they play fast angry sXe. Their singer has a real awesome brutal voice, where he could easily sing for an Integrity worship band, but this shit's much better. I have the tour press, but already they win the award for most X's on a record cover.


Boilerman- s/t
After a demo earlier this year, Boilerman made the jump to wax before their summer tour. Continues with their brand of pop-punk that's got a real No idea Records sound to it. It's got that borderline folky vibe, but stays pretty punk in a Dillenger Four kind of way. I could easily see this band playing the Fest in Gainsville. Great band to keep an eye on for sure.


HRT- Confrontation
I was familiar with HRT from the South Will Rise Again comp on Cowabunga Records. The song was real good, but I never heard anything else from the band. I guess the track was from this 7" session, which went un-released for a few years. Then a label in France, of all places, decided to release it as a 1 sided 7". Musically it fits with the vibrant VA scene of a few years ago, mostly Socialcide. A pretty cool record, don't know if the band is still together though.


Lackey Die- s/t
This is a pretty cool reissue of a band from VA's 2 demos from the early 80's. The A side is simialr to other VA bands from the area like Graven Image, God's Will or Honor Role. The B side reminds me of the NJ band Detention, in that it's a bit more quirky. The cover art is screen printed, and compliments the music well. This one's for the HC historians, and a cool document of a long forgotten band.


Chainsaw to the Face/ Backslider
This is possibly the fastest record I've gotten recently. Chainsaw to the Face in my book is the most underrated band in NJ. Their new stuff is faster than ever, bordering on possibly too fast (if that's possible). They're definitely more on the grid side than the power violence influenced side of things. It's really good, and I'm glad they have a bass player now. Backslider has improved by leaps and bounds since their demo. Their playing has gotten a lot tighter, and Logan must have finally hit puberty because the vocals are a lot more deep. Much like CTTF, Backslider plays fast HC somewhere between grind and power violence. Each band crams 10 songs on their side, so you're really getting your fastcore money's worth here.

LP:

Double Negative- Daydreamnation
After recording the damn record 3 times, DN's sophomore LP finally is out. Expectations were certainly high on this one for sure. I had seen them a few times, so I kinda knew what the new stuff was going to sound like. They've definitely gone into a more weird direction, than some of the straight HC of their first LP. Mainly the guitar is all over the place, which leaves the bass and drums to hold things together. The vocals are a little low in the mix, but it still sounds good. I think fans of bands like Pollution and some of the "mysterious guy HC" bands will be way into this. It's good, but I think I preferred their first LP a bit more. The overall package is awesome though, with the pink mirrored embossed cover. Includes a digital download.


Libyans- A Common Place
Libyans's second 12" takes a turn for the more poppy side that they hinted at in the past. Compared to their demo, this is a big departure, but the band had been slowly building into this direction. There's a definite power pop sound, while still staying on the hc/punk side of the spectrum. Some of these songs will definitely get stuck in your head, but I do miss the fast stuff. Includes a digital download.


C.I.A.- God, Guts, Guns, & More
CIA was a band from CT in the 80's. Some of these guys went on to later form 76% Uncertain, but I like CIA a lot better. This LP combines their 7", comp tracks and demo on an LP. I always liked this band from the old mp3s I had, but never heard the non-7" tracks. I will say the 7" is the best, but the other stuff rounds out the discography well. Awesome that this band got the re-press treatment, as I always thought they were underrated. Check it our for sure.


Raw Nerve- s/t
I really liked Raw Nerve's demo and 7", but was a bit skeptical with the band doing a release on Youth Attack. I generally hate the whole YA mystique of black artsy layout, and overpriced records. Unfortunately this is no exception to that, and the record cost me $16 and really doesn't seem like anything more special than any other record. It comes w/ a poster, which is just a photograph that doesn't even say the band name on it. Musically, the A side is pretty damn good fast HC, but with a lot of reverb, but overall sounds a bit muddy. The B-side however is a lot of noise and jibberish, and honestly doesn't even warrant a second listening. If this record was a 7", I think it'd make a lot more sense. I feel like this band would be good live, but they need to cut the artsy BS and just release a regular fucking HC record.
*EDIT: it was brought to my attention that the noise track is the "C Side." I guess there's some sort of double side on the back. Either way, fuck them for doing that too.*


Insubordinates- s/t
Holy crap, if this isn't the best LP of 2010 I'll be shocked. The Insubordinates have a sound that's similar to Agent Orange, the Adolescents and other KBD bands from the early 80's. They released a really cool 2 song single last year. The LP starts off with an instrumental, which I think makes a lot of sense on an LP (as opposed to an EP). The songs w/ vocals are a lot better, and vary in pace from mid to fast, to slow. The songs have some real hooks, and is complimented by the fact that all of the members really can play. There's some great guitar leads/solos as well as complex bass lines. Some of the songs even feature saxophone parts. The record ends with "Rockin' Rochester USA," which is more or less a Jerry Lee Lewis- style rock and roll song. For a band who lives nowhere near a shore, they really pull off the surf influenced punk sound well. It's just as much a hc/punk record as it is a straight old style rock n roll record, right down to the simplistic layout.


Half the Battle- What We Have
HTB is a band from the Philippines, who has a sort of modern youth crew sound. I know nothing about the scene there, so I'm not sure if this style is typical or not for that area. I can probably guarantee that this is the only band from the Philippines in my collection. The band actually features an American singer, so the songs are in English with good grammar (as opposed to many foreign bands that sing in English). It kind of reminds me of early Bane or Champion, and there's even a Rancor cover (yea, really). Overall the playing could be a bit tighter, but it's pretty cool. The art features a bunch of anime kids beating up a robot. Maybe the robot was a drug dealer, either way robots are cool.


Cobra- Hits, Rarities and More
Cobra is an Oi band from Japan, with some heavy british punk influence. Some of the other stuff I'd heard was almost bordering on new wave, but stayed in the Oi genre. This collection however must be from their later period, because it's way more new wave sounding. I'm not really into it. Someone needs to reissue/bootleg "Oi Oi Oi," because that LP rules.


The Comes- No Outsider
This is a bootleg of their classic "No Side" LP along with their songs from the Outsider comp. The Comes were a Japanese hardcore band that played blisteringly fast with a female vocalist. None of the songs are in English, but it doesn't matter because the riffage was top notch. They seriously had some great music here. I would compare more to a mix of the Stalin and Gauze. If you're down with the Japanese stuff, and haven't heard this, you owe it to yourself to get it. If you've already listened to the mp3s of this a million times, the LP is an extremely good quality, and worth actually owning.

CD:

Black America- The Process of Bitching Out
I got this CDr from the band, and was really surprised at how good it was. They said it was basically a free download/ free CDr give away release. The quality though is good enough to be put to wax, and it's not their demo. Musically it kind of reminds me of Warkrime in it's offensive nature, but being able to back it up w/ good music. They have a sort of RKL vibe. Apparently they're doing a new 7" soon, hopefully that gets the proper treatment. Go to the band's Myspace page and download it for yourself.

Demo/Tape:
Rations- Anger and Disgust (pro-tape)
Rations is a new 5-piece (not 4 like the cover says) DC sXe band with members of Coke Bust, Sick Fix, Time to Escape, among others. This band however is not as fast as those bands, and has a heavy quality. Not heavy like Trapped Under Ice, more heavy like Feel The Darkness-era Poison Idea. Really good demo here, I just wish it came with some lyrics.

Night Prowler- Crime Wave (tape)
I bought this on a whim after it was described as a mix between 86 Mentality and Wasted Time. I hear that, but there's a heavy early 80's Boston sound to it, and some songs remind me of Last Rights and Negative Approach. If you're gonna bite riffs from any band, those are good ones to do it from. I listened to this demo a lot, and really want to see more from this band. The layout is nice and clean, and made to look like old cassettes w/ the LP artwork.

Noose (tape)
Noose is the newest sXe band from Chicago with ex-members of Poison Planet and Boiling Over (current members of Duress and Boilerman). Musically it leans more towards Poison Planet, which makes sense since Kyle wrote all the music on the demo and 7". It also has a somewhat harder edge like Judge or Confront, but still on the punk side. They lyrics are angry and hate-filled, just like I like it. I don't know what's in the water in Chicago, but their scene's been consistently churning out awesome bands.

Last Laugh (CD-R)
So when I got this CDr it wouldn't play in my CD player. Tried it in a few different ones, and nope wouldn't work. So I went against my own policy and found the mp3s, so I' reviewing them basically. The artwork looks dark, and the music is like Tear It Up ran through some crusty kinda filter. I think the band features some members of Criminal Intent from Nova Scotia as well. This demo is damn good, but you guys owe me $2 for that blank CD you sold me.

Saturday, September 18, 2010

Why Didn't KISS Have a Video Game?

Seriously, KISS whored out their name to anything, why not a video game? I decided to make the universe right again by making a KISS video game cartridge. I illustrated an Atari looking KISS logo and portrait of Gene Simmons, then glued it to the cartridge. I also thought if KISS did have a game, it may as well be silver (kinda like Legend of Zelda was gold). The screen image was re-drawn based on the Journey game (which for some reason exists).
This was supposed to be for the Game Core Con- Art on Atari Cartridges show, but my work schedule did not allow me to get it done in time. =(

UPDATE: This piece was also featured on ALBOTAS.